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Do you ever get very tired of listening about the political correctness now pervading in America today? If this is the case then the information listed below will surely make you smile. HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY." 3. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION." 4. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED." 5. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED" There is more about women, but I do want you women to dislike me. HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY." 2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN." 3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS." 4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION." 5. He is not a "CRADLE ROBBER" - He prefers "GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS." 6. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION." 7. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE. We hope that everyone that reads this has a sense of humor and is smiling right now. If anyone out there would like the rest of the list on political correctness E-mail me and I'll send you the list. Smile and the world smiles with you, otherwise you wrinkle your face.........
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We hope this put a smile to your face today.
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